Shula’s Steak House
The latest in the now-dizzying array of big-beef houses in DC, Shula’s is brought to you by Hall of Fame football coach Don Shula, who led both the Miami Dolphins and Baltimore Colts to gridiron glory. There’s the usual steakhouse fare (prime rib, lobster, shrimp) but nothing outdoes the 48-ounce Porterhouse ($66), which – if you can finish it – will get your name engraved on a plaque and initiated into a select club that Shula’s web site says is for ‘honoring true beef lovers of America’. Here’s hoping the masculine decor and trophies from Shula’s gridiron triumphs aids digestion.